first time come to blog...

hai.......
emmmm this is first time me come to blog......so difficult....
today i come together with u all..........
i do not know what i can create my blog...
em i am zack....
..i will together u all next time....thank you...
see you......

... nor izati binti ismail....

Hospital is sad

hospital!!!!oh God .......
I very sad when I enter hospital
why I enter hospital?????secret he...he... he...
firstly I enter hospital oh very sad but when I thinks I HAS THE FRIEND AND THE PARENT
in life which happening I now I'm its okeys because i care the my healthy in life now....
wahhhh........... happy...... happy in life... not sad but now happy... kkk,,,byeee.. thank you..

....mariah binti ibrahim..........

birthday.. ohh. birthday..

haii.. welcome to my blog.. today, i just want to share my hapiness with all of you about my birthday anniversary.. emmm. this was my first time celebrate with my friends.. my university frends.. now i'm a university student.. so it was a new world me.. be separate with my family, do everything with my ownself. and the most important, independent.. here, friends was our strength. without themall.. we will be alone and become anti-social.. my birthday was being celebrated suprisely.. all my friend make my daymemoriable.. so sweet.. with a one light candle on top of the blackforest cake, and some present for me.. wow... so delicious,, secretrecipies blackforest cake, even smell it, but on my birthday i got it.. it's finger licking. we took a photo and ate hungryly..but, even my friends celebrate my birthday, istill do what i already plan earlier. hope so,, all of you have your enjoyable time for your birthday.. the important thing,, to be around the people who loved you.. and snap many photo to put your memory ease.. you won't miss it,,..

-nor izati ismail-

FBI and agent pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Francisco that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the group of agents got quite hungry. The FBI was taping all conversations at the hospital, this is what was recorded when the agent in charge called a nearby pizza delivery service to order.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 20 large pizzas and 70 cans of coke.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: To the psychiatric hospital please.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and cokes to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so. Click

*HAS C-JO*

true 911 call no 2

CALLER: YEAH THERES AN INJURED DEER IN MY BACKYARD CAN YOU SEND SOMEONE OUT?

911 OPERATOR: WHAT ADDRESS IS IT AT?

CALLER: ----------, MN

911 OPERATOR: WHATS THE NAME?

CALLER: OF ME?

911 OPERATOR: UMMMM YEAH

CALLER: OH OF COURSE, DUH

*HAS C-JO*

two blind pilots

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
>wan nur sheila anis wan rafai<

A young man and his pretty bride rush in to see their minister at the church.

"We want to get married, Reverend. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you please do a quick ceremony?"

The minister is amused. He marries the two love birds, takes his money but then hesitates and asks, "I know you two are in love, but I would be remiss not to caution you that it is not wise to marry in a hurry. Why are you two in such a rush anyway?"

Rushing his new wife out before him the young man runs into the street shouting over his shoulder "Because we are parked in a 'no standing' zone!

*HAS C-JO*

how to find love?????

A very depressed looking customer goes into a bar and declares, "Bartender, please help me. I can't take this anymore."

The bartender pours him a stiff drink and asks, "What's bothering you sir?"

"Well, bartender, I'm 30 years old and I am having no luck finding love. No matter what I do, I only manage to frighten women away."

"Don't worry, sir, your problem is not serious. I see it everyday working here. All you have to do is to develop a stronger sense of self-esteem. To do that you must go to your bathroom mirror every morning right after you wake up. Look at your reflection in there and say to yourself, "I am a good guy, a fun guy, and an attractive guy". If you say this with absolute certainty and confidence, in just one week women will love you and begin flocking to your side.

The man is happy with this assessment and leaves the bar after paying his tab eager to try out the bartender?s advice and find love. Three weeks later, however, he goes back to the same bar looking every bit as depressed as before.

"What?s the matter, sir, wasn?t my advice effective?" asks the bartender.

"Oh, it was very effective. During the past three weeks I've had some of the best times in my life with the most attractive women I?ve ever met."

?I don?t understand. What's your problem then?"

"Oh, I don't have a problem anymore," the man says. "My wife?s the one with the problem now."

*HAS C-JO*

MY PHOTO AT HARI RAYA

In the morning when hari raya at Tasik Puteri Rawang was so quiet... only a few house that still have a people...including my house... the other was go back to their hometown... my family and i do not go back to hometown for this years... at my mom and my father's hometown, that are nobody there...

hai....
i so happy to get create of blog today...
emmmm.....because i have many story to share u all....
i get what which i wanted...
celebrate the hari raya with happy together family....
eat ketupat,lemang,satay.......kuih ......
best........i hope u are same with me......
happy....happy......

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-
*HAS C-JO*

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY BESIDES MONEY

• chocolate
• tea tarik
• my fish
• my great freind
• my boyfriend
• going to university
• clouds stars
• the colour blue
• playing badminton
• national geographic
• learning something new
• not skip a small thing
• looking at art
• the sound of running water
• make-up
• road trips
• my family
• the most important is BEING A GIRL

prepared by:wan nur sheila anis wan rafai

my boyfriends is stuck

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants.
At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver.
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

too many fires

A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.
"How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.
"And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out another fire hose." answered the new firefighter.
"Now wait a minute, son," said the fire chief. "Where are all these fire hoses coming from?"
The new firefighter answered, "The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief."

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

nasty bug

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.
The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.
He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "
" What can I do? " he pleaded.
" Not much " he doctor replied. " There's just a nasty bug going around."

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

two blind pilots

Two Blind Pilots

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

RING...as love...

A girl was sitting on a chair at the gas station she worked at. She looked up and saw her boyfriend walk in. As he was looking at snacks, a man walked in and pointed a gun at her. He had been admiring her ring her boyfriend had given to her as a token of his love. When he asked her to give it to him, she said no. Her boyfriend looked up just in time to see her shot. He ran over to the killer and beat him over the head with a hammer that was for sale. Then he ran and called 911. When the ambulance came, he was sobbing uncontrollably near his girlfriend.

The doctor came over and felt for her pulse. Then he stood up and said she was still alive. Later at the hospital, as he was sitting beside her, he asked"Why didn't you just give him the ring?" and then she softly spoke"Because when you gave it to me, you said it was part of your love for me and I knew if I gave him the ring, I would lose that love." The next day, she was pronounced dead.

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

LOVE...LOVE...

Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can’t...
The girl started to cry softly and said:
Then you don't love me...
The two continued to walk in silence. They
reached the girls home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose
and whispered in her ear,
"Because three words are not enough..."

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

breaks broke...

Small Love Story (Breaks Broke)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

Small Love Story

A boy had cancer n could live only 1 month.
He loved a girl who work on a CD sale shop.
He never had courage to tell her that he loves her....
He Daily went to her shop...
n buy a CD,
Just to talk to her for sometime...
After one month Boy did'nt come...
´?` GIrl went to his house...
His mother told her that he is no more...
she took her into his room..
Girl saw there that all Cds r unopen...
She started crying n died.....
coz in every CD she wrote a love letter...
Because
She Also Loved Him Too.

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

PALOH...

HAI.....I AM....IEDA OR CDAH. MY NAME FAMOUS IS PALOH...SO CALL ME PALOH....u all maybe think why call me PALOH bacause i live at PALOH Gua Musang in KElate.....

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

Love Story of Blind Boy

Once there was a blind boy. He fall in love with a girl.
One day girl asked him ...
" Will you merry me?"
He said ...
" Yes i will, but when i shall be able to see you."

After some days someone donated him eyes. He was very happy to see his love. But when he saw that girl was also blind. He refuse to merry her.

Before leaving,the girl said ...
" As you wish my dear But i want to say only one thing. Please Take Care Of My Eyes"

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

wedding...

wedding.......maybe u all think about that like me...i really excited want to married i do not why but maybe i always come to wedding my counsin..my friends..emm..it just my dream...i unknown maybe i cannot married along my life...but if have candidate husband.....insyallah...i can wedding....hehehehehehehehehe....just joke...

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

Has cjo Garden

hai....u all want to know this tree??? This tree have many found at garden or may be at village.
this tree will fruit very more..time season fruit......emmmm.....so sweet..i think maybe u all think what the tree??? The tree is 'rambai'. it so sweet......i think u all must be try this fruit...emm..if u wanted to know come join me go to my Has cjo Garde.....bye ....

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

REMMEBER

hai.....my friends.....u are ok.....emmmmmmmmmmm............i remmeber while me at tadika....it so funny....my mom always angry me because i naughty girl.......i swim in lake time rest...and i always do the things can someone angry with my attitude but......i still happy in my life......
emmmmm...........it very intersting.......the sitution............bye......see u u again....

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

upin&ipin my favourite movie

hai......i upin. that ipin......emmmm....hehehe i just joke....i really like upin&ipin...i do not why....i do not thing what u all want tell me like chidren but i become happy after see the movie....i can lose my stress......i really love story upin&ipin............ come on join me........to watch movie upin&ipin...... u can like it............true me.......hehehehehehe......
............LOVE UPIN&IPIN..............

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

my feeling...love..

ctu test..................tonight?????

hello..my friends..i would to share u my story....i very panic because i forget i has ctu test...i do nothing..no study..anything...but i go to the cyber cafe update my blog..after back my hostel. my classmate call me and ask about the ctu....arghhh...i panic what i can do....3 hours for me to study...............arghhhh.....i unwanted to repeat its subject....i must study to get grade A...
i study like crazy girl.......forget eat foods,no bath but i never forget to pray....................................but i can do the best in ctu test........syukur.........my friends do not take me as idola....u can regeret.....remmember that....

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-

train....train...

train.........
it very long......
fast..and can put many people........
wow..have a big cafe...ngam....ngam.....
very delicious the foods at cafe............
their seat are comfortable and suitable for people...
so..come on join to rise the train..................
u can put many experience........
when rise the train...............
train.....i want back.......kelate....................
quick........go klate.............

-NORHASIDAH BINTI ABDULLAH-